Words to live by

Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle?

– Flann O'Brien

I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.

– Lech Walesa

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

– Emo Phillips

I have seen many lean riders in the peloton, but very few Tour winners.

– Jan Ullrich