Words to live by
– Flann O'Brien
Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle?
– Lech Walesa
I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.
– Emo Phillips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
– Jan Ullrich
I have seen many lean riders in the peloton, but very few Tour winners.